Laughing so hard

Headline-clicking again. This is another Family Guy clip where Brian gives a good tip to those of you that want to lose weight. Of course it's a joke... I couldn't stop laughing. Next time I'm going to share a clip, it's going to be FART-TACULAR. Litterally.

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I'm absolutely not in the mood for this tonight. I'm feeling sick to my stomach and depressed. I've physically given up for the day, so... I'll write whenever I feel like it. And that's not tonight.

Annoying

I want to use my webcam when doing video calls on Messenger. I have a webcam on my own computer but that one sounds like hell and it's breaking down any second.
On this computer, everything works just fine. Except that it doesn't have a webcam. DAMN IT.

Prisoner with possibilities of escaping

This days weather has been weird. As usual in Sweden we can't really count on the weather forecasts that we read in the morning. "Oh, it's going to be sunny today", and you end up hiding under a roof from the god damn rain.
Also I haven't really been in the mood for doing stuff today, so I just stayed at home and of course I tried to avoid my aunt as much as I've been able to. It's not that I don't like her, it's the fact that I can barely speak to her. She has a poor English vocabulary (most of it's "hello", "how are you?" "are you okay?" and such) so it's not easy trying to have a proper conversation.

I know I could've tried to learn Thai. I did try. For five years I had homeschooling in Thai but the only thing it did was giving me chips for every page I read, and I didn't learn more than the alphabet and reading a few short words. What about speaking? I mean, I'm not exactly mute, so I can talk. Teach me how to speak Thai instead of just reading it.

Dad just walked up to my room and said "hey prisoner, are you hungry? Are you going to get out of here or what?"
He's right. I am a prisoner in my own room, but with the possibilities of escaping. I've got two alternatives; the balcony or the actual door that you're supposed to enter and exit through.

So anyway, I'm going back to doing nothing. I feel like crawling back into bed and sleep. Earlier than last night (this morning) at least... ha ha.

Random list

I'm bored. So I thought I'd share a boring list with you. Just because... well. Just because. I found this one on a Swedish blog, but I translated the questions.

1. How do you feel today?

Not so bad.

2. What was the first thought that crossed your mind when you woke up?

"Already?!"

3. What do you think your friends think of you?

Hmm. Don't dare to answer that one.

4. What's the theme song of your life?

That's a hard one! I'd have to get back to that one later.

5. What's school like for you?

Sometimes shit - sometimes great.

6. How can you proceed in life?

What's that?

7. What will tomorrow be like?

Well, I'm not a fortune teller. So I'd have to say I have no bloody idea.

8. What's the best thing about your friends?

Well... they're my friends. And I can't understand how they put up with me.

9. What's happening next week?

Again - how am I supposed to know? Haven't got anything planned at least, so...

10. What would your name be if you were born in the future?

Hahaha. That's a joke, right? Um... Zelda?

11. What song describes you the best?

Doesn't that kind of connect with "theme song of your life"? Coming back to that one.

12. What song do you want to be played on your funeral?

Videotape - Radiohead

13. How do the world see you?

Through their eyes, I guess.

14. What is your bad luck-song?

Well that one I know. It's Tik Tok - Ke$ha, because everytime I hear that piece of sh*t I tend to hurt myself. Like after banging my head in the wall or something.

15. What's your good luck-song?

Oh... hard one. Again.

16. Do you have a secret that nobody knows of?

I have no idea. Well... yeah, I have, actually.

17. Do people secretly dream about you?

How am I supposed to know?! If they told me about it, then it wouldn't be a secret anymore, would it?

18. Will you ever have kids?

As much as I mostly hate small and annoying kids and babies - yes, I think so.

19. What do you plan to name your first born child?

Godzilla

20. What song describes the one you're attracted to?

That's a secret! ;)

21. What would you say to the next generation?

Don't do the same mistakes we did.

23. How will people recognise you?

Hmm... tricky. I have absolutely no idea.

24. What's your dance song?

I actually have many dance songs.

25. What will summer be like?
Hopefully good.

26. What's the last thing that you're going to think about before going to sleep tonight?

"M".

International chatting

I know I haven't been posting that well these last couple of weeks. Well, to be honest, I'm not even sure anybody is reading this. Well, whatever. I love to write, so what the hey.
Tonight I had an interesting chat with people from the US, the UK and Canada. That's a mix alright. But it was fun! The British one was the one broadcasting so he shared some tv clips and music with us while we had a talk... for hours!

Well, other than that, my day was alright. I went out with a couple of friends, had lunch at a... restaurant. What else?
Then we just walked around in the city, looking at clothes and just walking. Nothing too interesting.

I'm so bad at this. Also it's half past three now, so I might be a little slow in the head. Better get some sleep. But I'm still hungry...

World Cup Disaster

What the hell happened, England?! Losing against Germany with 1-4 is... embarrassing. Well, that's the least you can say. The world cup so far has been 50/50 good and bad. Well, mostly because Sweden didn't make it (as for Eurovision Song Contest...) to the world cup and because the countries you're rooting for suck this time. England used to be good. Italy used to be good. Sweden used to be good, too. Now what?

Wow.

I haven't got anything interesting to share with you other than a video. I'm effing speachless. This guy is amazing. It's... wow.
So you know what to do. Click the headline. If you're a fan of Super Mario 64, you'll be sitting with your mouth open the whole time. Promise.

LOL

Click the headline. Haha, yet again my boring humour. Family Guy used to be funnier, now they're becoming like The Simpsons. But they do have some golden moments. Like this one.

Is this human?

Click the headline to read a shocking story about a boy who's almost dying and cops prevent medics from trying to help him. And the cops were smiling. How sick is that?!

Sometimes I don't even know what the hell is wrong with people. Now the police are being assholes too. And they're supposed to be the ones to stop other assholes from doing illegal stuff. Now this, must be outrageously illegal.

Nothing

I have nothing interesting to say today. All I can say is that I really need to pee and that the game between Argentina and Greece was boring until the last couple of minutes when Argentina finally scored two times. Yeah. So... that's about it. Sorry. Will be more tomorrow. Promise.

Crybaby

Jesus Christ. I just cried like a newborn baby after finally beating the game "The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess". I've been playing it for six months approximately. Given up a few times and avoided playing it for a few days because of the obstacle that I just can't seem to get past. But then I figure it out (or check the walkthroughs made by these wonderful people) and it gets a little bit more fun.

So now I finally made it. I stuck my sword right in Ganondorf's belly and he died - standing up! Wow. And the short movie after containing credits and "what happened then", when everything went back to normal. That's when I cried. I cried until you could see the Triforce and the text "The End" under it. Wow. It was... I don't know how to describe it. It was surely memorable. Just like when I beat "Ocarina of Time". Always these Zelda games... they always make me cry and leave a great impression on me.

Nostalgia

I'm longing for this fall. I want our new laptops so bad. Because my own laptop crashed and died on me, I can't wait to get a new (and smaller!) one.
When I get it, I know I will instantly reinstall all of the old The Sims games. From the first ones up to The Sims 3. Listening to the build- and buy mode-music on YouTube from The Sims 1 makes me all nostalgic... I remember when I first got this game when I turned ten. Already then I got stuck with it and I couldn't stop playing it. Sat with my computer for hours, not wanting to ever stop. It was so fun, building houses, designing them, and most of all - listening to this wonderful music.

The Sims 1...

The Sims 2...

... and finally, The Sims 3.

I'm glad I didn't get rid of the games. Even though I got tired of them when I got older, now I realise that these games really are great and that you simply just can't get enough of it.

So, let me start school again, let me have my new laptop and let me enjoy these games again!

What happened, England?

I just watched the game between England and Algeria (it's over in just a minute, I gave up before that). And... what happened? Nothing. Not a single goal. And it was the most boring game I've seen in... well, quite a while. I'm so disappointed. I mean, with players like Rooney and Lampard you should be able to kick some ass. But no. Not even Algeria. Embarrassing. Shame on you!

Worst. Day. Ever.

I've been out on a picnic today with a few people from my old class. Among them was my ex, and he brought his little brother. He's turning fourteen but he has a mind of a four year old boy. Gosh, he really knows how to irritate people. Today I spent too much money on just a few things; a bottle of Coke, half a kilo of grapes and pasta salad with chicken.

It was nothing special, just something to eat and drink. And of course that little spoiled kid took half of my grapes and threw them at people - just to annoy and be a pain in the ass. I mean, hey - they were my grapes and though I did offer them to my friends, he wasn't one of them.

And by the way - throwing them instead of eating them?! Sometimes I really wonder if his parents gave up trying to raise that kid after a few years. Because he doesn't have any manners, he's nowhere near polite and he's so rude as a person can be. Though I did tell him not to take anymore of my grapes and though I did tell him not to make a mess on my blanket - he didn't give a f-ck about it and it was like he never heard me.

I've never met another kid as rude as him. God, he totally ruined my day today. And my ex doesn't even like him so why bring him with you when you're going out with friends? I could easily bring my own brother because he doesn't even dare to be rude to people he hardly know. But this kid... jesus, he's unbelievable.

Sorry, I just had to take it all out on something. So it had to be my blog, ha ha. I at least hope you had a great day!

Suicide?

I think the guy responsible for not caring about the oil problems, named Carl-Henric Svanberg, is going to kill himself. As a leader of the oil company BP and with a lot of pressure on him, I'm... pretty sure of it.
First, he's supposed to be around the Gulf of Mexico, where the oil has been leaking out.

Then, he's expected at the royal wedding here in Sweden. Either that or he will obey orders from BP and meet the victims of the catastrophe in Louisiana. And if that's not enough, Barack Obama is waiting for him in Washington, and he's more than furious. He said something like "I want to know whose ass I'm supposed to kick." Ouch. Tough spot. Everybody's waiting for him to do something, say something. Instead of coming out and telling the truth, at least trying to make it a little bit better, this is what he does:

 The man who's avoiding the camera is this guy, Svanberg. What a coward. It's his fault, anyway, so why hide and not just take the consequences?

I wouldn't want to be in his shoes right now. Instead of taking care of the oil problems in Mexico, he went on vacation with his new girlfriend. And if you decide to do a thing like that, you'd better pay up for your mistakes. Am I right or wrong?

LOL

Click this link! (No mumbo jumbo, just Family Guy.)

Thumbs down for illnesses

I hate the changes that Google are doing to everything now. YouTube and Blogger are owned by Google so if you want to log on you can't use your YouTube or Blogger-passwords anymore, but you have to another for just Google. Why not just keep it the way it is? I'm very conservative and no big fan of changes.

I'm still out of ideas and I'm still sick. What the hell is wrong with me? At first I was the strongest person on earth, never getting sick or even catching a cold. But now? It just won't let go of me, this thing I'm having. I can't breathe when I want to sleep because I'm normally used to breathe through my nose and now that it's not possible I start by breathing through my mouth but as soon as I fall asleep I start trying to breathe with my nose again and then I wake up, almost suffocating. Funny. Funny as hell.

To hell with this. I'm cutting my nose off. (Joking!)

Hubris?

There's a man in Sweden who's chief editor at a blogging site. And I don't know if there's anyone with more issues with hubris than him. His newest header on his blog has a text saying: "If you're not famous, you're not interesting." I mean... what? Talk about pushing us "normal" people down.

And about him, he's nothing more than a... well, chief editor at a blogging site. It's not like he's written a book or starred in a movie. Arrgh. He's making me f***ing mad, with his attitude. He's just... nothing. A wimp, who sees himself as something bigger than he really is.

BP = Beyond Pollution

Hahaha, I'm having a good laugh here though I'm still sick. Click here to see some fun stuff about BP, the company that pollutes our seas and waters, and not having the energy to do anything about it.
Embarrassingly enough there's a Swede on top of the country. And I'm half Swedish. And we're supposed to be good with IKEA and all of that. And now this. No, shame on you.

Sorry

I'm definitely not in the mood for this. So I won't be posting anything but this today.
All I can say is that you really should try out the new Wii game "Super Mario Galaxy 2". I got it today and it's... wow. It's legen-... wait for it... -dary.

Old videos

Not much to say. I need some sleep, that's all. And I need some snot paper. Sorry. But it's effing irritating, all of this. I'm irritated as soon as I have to sneeze, blow my nose or anything that involves my runny nose.

Anyway, I was going to share my favourite ventriloquist and his funniest puppet: Jeff Dunham and Peanut.

1.

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

2. (This one's got lower volume)

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3


... funny as hell. Enjoy!

Sick

I'm sorry about yesterday's absence. Well, as you can see in the headline - I begin my summer break with being sick. Come on! I'm never sick. I have the best immune system currently existing in the whole world! So why now? In the summer? Catching a cold with a headache as a bonus. Nice. And I was going to see a guy in the ninth grade wearing a mankini today. No can do. I'll just stay at home and feel sorry for myself.

So what are you up to today?

Please don't!

I'm so angry. Disappointed, sad, angry, ... something. My mentor and my math teacher are both leaving our school to do other things. Our math teacher is going to pick up on his studies, and our mentor is going back to his hometown. His reasons made me think of him as a weak person. He said he wants to go back to his friends and family, that he misses them and that it didn't work out for him here in Stockholm.

That made me angry, I just wanted to shout "WELL, LEAVE US NOW THEN!". He'll probably move away first thing tomorrow after graduation. Wouldn't that be typical. Oh, two of my favourite teachers are abandoning us. But I'm glad our Swedish/English-teacher is now going to be our new mentor. If she'd leave, I'd leave too! School just isn't good without funny and great teachers, right?

So I'm off to bed then, I can't sit in school and yawn all the time when the teachers are talking and saying their final good-byes. And most of all I can't be late. But there's no risk for that, because I get up early enough and I rarely miss the bus. So... yeah. I guess I'll be pretty pissed off at those of my classmates that are skipping graduation tomorrow. I know there will be some that are going to stay at home, sleeping, in stead of saying good-bye to their teachers and "see you in August" to their classmates. F*** them. Disrespectful people.

BEING SO METAL...

... YOU RUST IN THE SHOWER. Yeah, so damn true. Well, almost, at least. (I read this on Facebook.)
How is it I'm always stuck on what to write here whenever I decide to finally do it? I'm always out of words.
Okay, I have one thing, based on my parenthesis before. Why is it that total strangers add you as a friend on Facebook? Maybe they think you look good in your profile picture, yeah I get that.
But I mean, trying to add someone you've seen the first time that day at that moment?

I had one of these strangers on my Request-list today. And I still have. I wasn't going to decline or accept until he answered my mail that I sent him. Usually when this happens I write "Who are you? Do I know you?" even though I'm 99% sure that I don't know the guy.
So he answered me. "Think you look cute. Give me cred for trying at least. Hugs."
Yeah.

...Right. No. So I declined his request. Just as it should be. God, he looked at least thirty-five. And I'm 17! People really don't seem to care about the age difference.

Take me back

Home. Oh, fuck, it feels good to be home. But somehow it doesn't. Being back in the big, shallow, yet beautiful but too much, city feels wrong. I want to go back. I'm not fully comfortable in a big city like this. I like being in a small town among a few people. And not like this.

Help, take me back!

Cousin's graduation

Tomorrow we're off to Enköping to see my cousin graduate. Already? Yeah... I still can't believe it. And her sister is getting married this fall. Here I also asked myself "Already?!" just a few weeks ago. I mean, it seems like it was just a year ago that the younger sister used to sneak out of her house to... well, get drunk. With some friends at someone's place where there were no parents at home. And now she's allowed to even sit at a bar with her parents if she wants to. But I guess that'd be kind of weird. Now, at least. Maybe in a year or so.

So today we went shopping for some clothes to wear tomorrow. I thought about buying some new shoes but I didn't buy any. Maybe I'll regret that but... I'll be fine with the ones I've picked out. It's a pair of brown wedges with beige details on the bottom. Pretty nice, hard to explain. And I'm too lazy to get my camera and take a picture. But have some fantasy, haha.

?!

Listening to Radiohead. As usual. God, Thom Yorke really got me under his spell, haha. The current song is called "Creep" and it's... wow. I love it. I love all of the ones I put up here earlier. When I'm sitting on the bus listening to my favourite tracks by them, I get really... carried away and I don't notice anything else going on around me. Then all of a sudden everyone gets off the bus and that's when I wake up and realise I'm there.

Umm... (more dots to come, they represent the seconds of how long I'm thinking) ... not much to say. No. I'm gonna say something really unnecessary and uninteresting so I'll write some other time. Perhaps.

Poetry, what?

Today we had our so called "poetry slam". Well, it's sort of a speech kind a thing, but... somehow poetry. And the special theme we had was "crime and law". I've been practicing the text like a maniac for several days in a row now. So today when I went up there, I felt nervous as hell but I hardly ever looked at my paper. Just once when I didn't remember what came next, that's when I took some help from my sheet. Otherwise it went better than I thought it would. And I'm getting the highest grades in Swedish thanks to this. Damn, it feels good.

My grades look too good to me, to be honest. I wouldn't even dare dreaming this when I walked inside this school for the very first time. I envy myself. Ha ha.
Well, I'm free tomorrow and Friday, then on Monday there are going to be some "fun stuff" going on in school, the last schoolday. And on Tuesday it's graduation day and we go on a super long summer break. Okay, it's ten weeks long. That is like ten autumn breaks. Wow.

1st of June

Wow... time really flies. God, I love saying it. But it's true! In a week I'm finishing my first year in college and when autumn returns I begin my second year. Scary. Hmm, wonder if it'll go as good next year as it did this year? I really do hope so. If so, I'm a lucky bastard.

So, what else. Well, I slept almost halfway through this day. School ended at 10.45 (when it should've ended by 11.20, mohaha) and I went home, ate some lunch and fell asleep in the livingroom couch. Cosy. Woke up two hours ago and it felt great. I'm just a little tired now. Better than before. Oh, how nice it'll be going back to bed later on this evening late night.

So tomorrow's Wednesday. Nothing special. I'm free in the morning because the math lessons (yes, two horrible math lessons, each fifty minutes long) are OFF! I couldn't be happier. This means I can go to school half past ten in stead of half past eight. Two hours! God, that's fantastic.

Oh, I also want to share a beautiful song with you, that I'm actually listening to right now. This one is an oldie, I know that. But oldie as it might be, it's also a goldie. Ha ha. Oldie goldie. Love it.